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Here's part two of my humor fic. Enjoy. (I have so much more to share on this ...lol. Luckily, most of it's already written!!) ___________________________ Welcome to the World of Ontopness, Part 2 A Hammerspace 1st-POV fic (Tryptin) Grand Creator Ashkta 29 April 2001 ~*~*~*~*~Part Two~*~*~*~*~* Here's the establishing shot: Mestanding outside the Manor of the Multi-Verse in a new Chibi Scout uniform with three boxes of cookies under my arm: One mint and chocolateboth types of chocolate, striped. One coconut and lemon. And one peanut butter andmore peanut butter. So it was the perfect plotat least from what I'd witnessed before. And anyway, nothing would have mattered for the next five minutes whether it was good or bad, cause if you did a close up on my face, well, you'd have seen that satisfied smile. I raised my finger to ring the bell, but the door swung open on its own. Or it seemed to until there was suddenly a very tall, very smiling, very skimpily dressed Sata lounging in the doorway. Description of his clothes? Okay, finewell first, it was a little green T-shirt thing. And when he raised his arms to lean against the doorframe, it tended to ride up and do some midriff showing. And then he had on shorts. And not shorts like Chibi uniform shorts. I'm talking how-the-hell-did-you-fit-your-ass-in-there shorts. They were tight. And it was about the time that I realized just how tight they were that I noticed the hands in the back pockets. Attached to the hands was a very Cheshire-cat pleased Evegan. Bingo. The whole reason I was there. Okay - not the whole reason, but most of the reason.   So after I thought in the back of my mind that the Scouts needed to find those cameras Sata had installed at the doorway to look out for our approach, I happily made the offerings. "Hi, Sata. Evegan. I brought some complementary cookies today." Sata looked me over and licked his lips. It was disturbing, but I tried not to show it and just handed out the boxes. Which he took, of course, and focused his attention elsewhere. He started to walk off, with Evegan firmly attached to his backside. My darling's father looked over his shoulder and said, "Come in. We don't get a lot of you around here." Yeah, no kidding. In the end, we all found ourselves in the library. At leastI think it was a library. It could have been a living room with a lot of books in it, but I'm not sure. Evegan sat down and detached himself from Sata for a split second -- just long enough for him to grab a magazine and then come back to take a seat in Evegan's lap. I sat down in a chair on the other side of an oriental coffee table and clasped my hands over my knees. Then I realized that, with Sata eating the cookies, and Evegan's hands tracing all over his younger lover like they were, I was gonna be faced with something of a spectacle if I didn't hurry up and get to the point. "UmEvegan?" He looked up and smiled. Those violet eyes are really, really scary when they're filled with lusty desire. "Yes, Tryptin?" He started kissing Sata's neck, but never took his eyes off me. "I have a favor to ask." Then Sata started moaningand squirming around. Which, of course, had Evegan moaningso instead of waiting and trying to talk like a normal person, I panicked and just said it. "Evegan, I need to you to help me be on top!" All movement stopped, and I couldn't decide if he asked me the question just to torture and embarrass me or because, for once in his life, his mind wasn't working on the dirty side. "On top of what, Tryptin?" I blinked. "Um. You know'on-top'. Like with me and Ai-shee and." I started blushing uncontrollably and looked at my hands. As you can imagine, they were twisting together every which way. Evegan chuckled. "You want me to help you be on top? How do you propose I do that? Hold you?" Okay, so that wasn't the first time it ran through my mind that this was a bad idea. But it was the first time I was proven correct. I jumped up out of the chair and tried to glower. "Okay! Never mind. This was a mistake. I'll gofigure it out on my own." I started to leave, but he pushed Sata up and came after me. "Don't be hasty, Tryptin. I know what you mean." I turned around and stared up at him - he was looking contemplative. I was sufficiently afraid. "Okay. We can do this. What do you already know, and we'll work from there." I blinked and put my hands on my hips. "I know where -it- goes, and that's all." Evegan made a face. "Huh?" "Oh, like you don't know what I'm talking about!" "No, of course I know what you're talking about. I'm just - what do you mean 'that's all'?" "I mean, I haven't the first clue about how to be the aggressive one in a relationship. That's allthat's itno more to it." Evegan sighed and looked over his shoulder. Sata looked interested, if extremely restless. "All right. A quick schooling inumbeing top. Okay." Rightwe were getting somewhere. "Sowhat do I do?" "Ummfirst you come with me." He shook his head. "I mean walk with me. Because I don't think it's a good idea for me and you toas much as it might be interesting and allbut no." "Then who?" He put his arm around my shoulder and started leading me out the door. "You'll see." But, of course, there was a whine from behind us. We looked over, and Sata had one cookie in his mouth while he gave Evegan the crinkly eyes. Evegan smiled. "Well, come on, Sata." The sugar-sated Osalian found his way over and latched his arms around Evegan's waist from behind. And, from that position, my soon to be teacher's hands found their way back into the pockets of those shorts. I figured that the whole situation would get weird eventually. And then I remembered not to tempt fate. ______End Part Two__________